You want it when?

"Have you put out of your mind the saying that dogs in a hurry give birth to blind puppies? Have you left out of account the man of Phalerum who said that judgments also give birth to similar results?"

- From a 10th century A.D. letter addressed to Arethas (a Byzantine scholar) from Stephen, Keeper of the Inkstand re: a past-due order for writing materials

I want to be Keeper of the Inkstand! Where do I apply?