The Triple Crown of Stupidity

is mine for the taking. Right now I'm in the middle of a three-day marathon makeup shift here at the Circulation Desk, during which I'm working from five in the afternoon until closing, and I must say that I'm showing signs of flagging. Fortunately my coworker from Cataloging downstairs just brought up some Lindt truffles as a pick-me-up, so I will ride the oncoming sugar wave like the Big Kahuna and hope it gets me through to ten o'clock. Cowabunga!