How to be stupid

1. Download a file with a size of 114 megabytes to your desktop at work.

2. Receive a message from the Office of Information Services informing you that you are over your quota on the network server.

3. Delete everything on your hard drive (including a year of email and valuable attachments) except for the above-mentioned file.

4. Receive another message from OIS informing you that you are still over quota.

5. Put two and two together and delete the above-mentioned file, but only after having purged the other deleted files irrevocably.

Voila!