Eight years later

 

My wife and I were married on this day in 1999. How the time flies!

Surely you jest

Me: "It's really stressful trying to keep up with all of this Web 2.0 stuff."

Mrs. Exile: "Well, why can't you be the guy who doesn't keep up then?"

Me: (Considers this briefly before returning to the computer) "Nah..."

O.C.: Beyond Thunderdome

"The only thing getting me through the day is Cage-Fighting Ryan."

- My wife, stuck in traffic on Route 1, talking about tonight's much-anticipated season premiere of The O.C. (in which troubled protagonist dreamboat Ryan Atwood apparently does in fact fight in a cage)