Do I smell?

I don't know where Greek men shop for their cologne, but nine times out of ten I can tell that a library patron is Greek simply from how he smells. It's a very pleasant odor, mind you (Greeks have excellent taste in this regard), but there's something at the same time unique and uniform about it - unique to Greek men, but strangely uniform from person to person. Is there a Ministry of Male Perfume in Greece that I'm not aware of? If so, I have to get the name of the mandated fragrance. Anything to mask the odor of Dockers' Stain Resistant khakis put to the test one too many times!