1. Anarchists protest Presidential inauguration.
2. Conservative gadfly group "Protest Warrior" deliberately provoke anarchists, thinking they're pacifists and won't fight back.
3. Anarchists kick conservatives' asses.
Predictably, the Protest Warriors are now crying foul, claiming that their First Amendment rights were infringed upon while conveniently forgetting that they were accosted during an attempt to disrupt another group's right to free speech. And more to the point, someone in their party should have realized that they weren't harassing a bunch of granola-crunchy hippies. Mess with anarchists and guess what? You're going to get your teeth kicked in - that's why they call them anarchists, folks!
Protest Warrior does however win the prize for the most sexually ambiguous attempt at a manly logo:
Bonus points to anyone who gets the movie reference in the title!