To celebrate Friday the 13th, the Red Sox home opener, and a successful first 100 days of Making It Happen in 2012 (also to take my mind off the fact that I'll be spending the whole day in job interviews), I'm offering my three horror novellas for free in the Amazon Kindle Store:
Bambino
The Boston Red Sox may have finally reversed the Curse of the Bambino in 2004, but only a few know the true story of what actually happened that fateful season. When a grand piano is found at the bottom of a lake in Quincy, James Flynn -- hot dog vendor at Fenway Park and seventh son of a seventh son -- finds himself drawn into a world of demons, exorcists, and MIT's mysterious Department of Alchemy, where a group of secret paranormal researchers are preparing for a final showdown with one of baseball's most legendary players. "Bambino" is a 14,000 word novella about demons, exorcism, and America's Greatest Pastime.
Keeper
Farrell's Island is only a myth, they say- something that the old salts of Cape Ann whisper about in hushed tones after one too many drinks at the bar. But when two unlucky fishermen set out in search of this fabled isle, will their obsession land them a much more dangerous catch than they'd bargained for? "Keeper" is a 11,000 word New England fishing yarn in the style of H.P. Lovecraft about the one that should have gotten away.
High Tide
As the star reporter for Get Out Magazine, Gerald McKenna has traveled the world in search of adventure. When he is sent on assignment back to the Jersey Shore, however, he learns that going home can not only be a thrill... it can be downright deadly! "High Tide" is a 14,000 word horror novella about surfing with the sharks down at the Jersey Shore.
Download these three stories for free starting Friday (4/13) through this Sunday (4/15)!
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Friday, April 13, 2012
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The things we do
6:00am - Turn on television and watch the opening ceremonies at the Tokyo Dome while getting dressed and wolfing down my oatmeal
6:20am - Walk to the train while listening to the game on FM 104.9 (yes, we have an FM station broadcasting the games in Gloucester!)
7:40am - Lose the FM station around Revere, look for the box score on my cell phone
8:20am - Call wife, who's driving in to work, and ask her to turn on WRKO and give me an update
8:45am - Arrive at work and fire up the computer, rendering myself completely useless for the rest of the morning
Oh, yes. It's that time of year again. The best part? We get to do it all over again tomorrow morning...
6:20am - Walk to the train while listening to the game on FM 104.9 (yes, we have an FM station broadcasting the games in Gloucester!)
7:40am - Lose the FM station around Revere, look for the box score on my cell phone
8:20am - Call wife, who's driving in to work, and ask her to turn on WRKO and give me an update
8:45am - Arrive at work and fire up the computer, rendering myself completely useless for the rest of the morning
Oh, yes. It's that time of year again. The best part? We get to do it all over again tomorrow morning...
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Stalking the wild El Guapo
Okay, so I had an ulterior motive for dragging my wife, my brother, and his bride of just two months with me to the Atlantic City Surf game on Friday night. For you see, I had learned that the Nashua Pride would be in town this weekend, and that if the visiting team could maintain a lead towards the end of the game I might just get to see former Boston Red Sox pitcher Rich Garces (a.k.a. "El Guapo") close it out. Alas, it was not meant to be - although Nashua had broken ahead with two runs in the top of the eighth to take the lead 6-4, the Surf responded in the bottom half of the inning with five runs of their own, effectively eliminating any chance I had of seeing one of my favorite Sox players take the mound.
Not to be deterred, however, I got as far as I could to the Nashua bullpen and yelled out to El Guapo, who was kind enough to acknowledge the well-wishings of a clearly deranged fan:
We miss you, El Guapo. Come back to Boston soon!
Not to be deterred, however, I got as far as I could to the Nashua bullpen and yelled out to El Guapo, who was kind enough to acknowledge the well-wishings of a clearly deranged fan:
We miss you, El Guapo. Come back to Boston soon!
Monday, May 07, 2007
I'm with Curt on this one
We don't need the Rocket.
(I can't believe I'm actually saying that, but I actually feel that way this year!)
(I can't believe I'm actually saying that, but I actually feel that way this year!)
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Noooooooooooooooo!
The baby mama drama we could forgive, Tom, but caught wearing a Yankees cap?

Yeah, he was in disguise... that must be it!
(Ouch! The Boston Herald scooped the Globe's own Dirt Dogs on this?)
The ever-vigilant paparazzi snapped New England Patriots QB/QT Tom Brady sashaying through the streets of New York City yesterday shamelessly sporting a New York Yankees cap!
Tom and his galpal, soon to be ex-Victoria’s Secret model Gisele Bundchen, were strolling hand-in-hand in the West Village when he was snapped committing the horrid topper transgression.
Red Sox Nation was shocked and appalled and - as is our way - making excuses for the Bronx Bombers blasphemy. “We know that Tom has an array of Red Sox caps from which to choose,” said team spokesguy Dr. Charles Steinberg. “But we fully respect that he needed to wear a suitable disguise for his own health and protection. We don’t doubt that he’s a card-carrying member of Red Sox Nation.”

Yeah, he was in disguise... that must be it!
(Ouch! The Boston Herald scooped the Globe's own Dirt Dogs on this?)
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Does this constitute 'griefing'?
Friday, April 20, 2007
Guess who's coming to town?
Yankees versus Red Sox at Fenway Park - the greatest rivalry in sports is renewed this evening at 7:05pm, when Curt Schilling takes the mound against Andy Pettite. The coverage of this series will go national as the weekend progresses, with Saturday's matchup on Fox Sports and Sunday's debut of Daisuke against the boys in pinstripes - including fellow countryman Hideki Matsui - the main event on ESPN Sunday evening.
Major League Baseball has gotten itself rather heavily involved in promoting the Sox-Yanks rivalry this year as part of a multi-million dollar advertising initiative in Japan, a lucrative sports entertainment market that MLB would desperately like to tap. The Boston Globe had a fascinating piece about this initiative in last Sunday's paper. It seems the major obstacle to MLB's penetration into the Japanese consciousness is the fact that many baseball fans in Japan don't have the same kind of team loyalty that we take for granted here in the States - if a star player leaves one club for another, his fans tend to go with him as well, whereas in American baseball a fan is practically married to his or her team for better or for worse (and will actively ridicule a fan who changes those loyalties at some point in their life, even if he or she moves!).
Right now the Japanese are buying up both Yankees and Red Sox merchandise in record amounts, plunking down millions of yen for baseball pilgrimages to Yawkey Way and the Bronx, and participating in "the rivalry" as cheerfully as possible. Will they remain Boston and New York fans when Matsuzaka and Matsui head on for greener pastures? Probably not. But who knows... in the meantime, let's all sit back and watch the fireworks!
Major League Baseball has gotten itself rather heavily involved in promoting the Sox-Yanks rivalry this year as part of a multi-million dollar advertising initiative in Japan, a lucrative sports entertainment market that MLB would desperately like to tap. The Boston Globe had a fascinating piece about this initiative in last Sunday's paper. It seems the major obstacle to MLB's penetration into the Japanese consciousness is the fact that many baseball fans in Japan don't have the same kind of team loyalty that we take for granted here in the States - if a star player leaves one club for another, his fans tend to go with him as well, whereas in American baseball a fan is practically married to his or her team for better or for worse (and will actively ridicule a fan who changes those loyalties at some point in their life, even if he or she moves!).
Right now the Japanese are buying up both Yankees and Red Sox merchandise in record amounts, plunking down millions of yen for baseball pilgrimages to Yawkey Way and the Bronx, and participating in "the rivalry" as cheerfully as possible. Will they remain Boston and New York fans when Matsuzaka and Matsui head on for greener pastures? Probably not. But who knows... in the meantime, let's all sit back and watch the fireworks!
Thursday, April 12, 2007
No dice for Daisuke
Note to Red Sox batters: contrary to what you may think, ace pitchers can't actually score runs (unless you're in the National League, but even then most of them bunt or strike out). I know that Mariners hurler Felix Hernandez was on fire last night, but surely one of the most powerful lineups in the game can offer their own star a little run support even against some real pitching.
I believe Yogi Berra summed it up best when he said "Pitching always beats batting -- and vice-versa."
(Yes, I know it's way too early in the season to be taking these things so seriously, but I can't help it! I blame going to Spring Training...)
I believe Yogi Berra summed it up best when he said "Pitching always beats batting -- and vice-versa."
(Yes, I know it's way too early in the season to be taking these things so seriously, but I can't help it! I blame going to Spring Training...)
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The diceman cometh
7:05pm. Fenway Park. Daisuke versus Ichiro.
- Seattle Mariners' catcher Kenji Johjima, on how to face the almighty Dice-K
"I would first tell them to 'Pray to God,'" he said. "That is what I do first. The second thing is do my best. I think he is one of the best pitchers in Japan, but if you ask me if he was the best pitcher I have ever faced, that is a tough question. But he is one of the best pitchers I have ever faced."
- Seattle Mariners' catcher Kenji Johjima, on how to face the almighty Dice-K
Thursday, April 05, 2007
The Diceman cometh
Just a few minutes and Daisuke Matsuzaka will make his major league debut. Just because I'm in and all-day training session doesn't mean I won't be keeping an eye on the webcast...
I actually got to see Dice-K pitch on my Mancation when they faced off against the Los Angeles Dodgers in Vero Beach. Granted, the game was called after three innings due to a torrential downpour, so I didn't get to witness too much of the Japanese hurler's mysterious "gyroball". While the experts seem to agree that it's really just a kind of breaking ball, I keep on imagining it to be like some awesome superpower that sets the baseball on fire and explodes batters into piles of bouncing golden coins.
Hmm. One inning down and no exploding batters. Yet.
UPDATE: First strikeout in the second inning - I think I saw some flames come out of my computer screen...
DAISUKE!
UPDATE #2: 10 strikeouts, baby. Not bad for your first outing in U.S. of A.!
I actually got to see Dice-K pitch on my Mancation when they faced off against the Los Angeles Dodgers in Vero Beach. Granted, the game was called after three innings due to a torrential downpour, so I didn't get to witness too much of the Japanese hurler's mysterious "gyroball". While the experts seem to agree that it's really just a kind of breaking ball, I keep on imagining it to be like some awesome superpower that sets the baseball on fire and explodes batters into piles of bouncing golden coins.
Hmm. One inning down and no exploding batters. Yet.
UPDATE: First strikeout in the second inning - I think I saw some flames come out of my computer screen...
DAISUKE!
UPDATE #2: 10 strikeouts, baby. Not bad for your first outing in U.S. of A.!
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Oof
So much for the Sox season opener. The only comfort I can draw from the 7-1 pounding Boston took yesterday from Kansas City is that I wasn't home to watch it on television. I knew that things couldn't possibly be good when I left work with the Sox up 1-0 and turned on the car radio almost an hour later to find that Curt Schilling was still trying to work his way out of the bottom of the first. He managed to squeak by that inning, only allowing one run to the Royals, but at the cost of burning about half of his pitch count in the process. And it was all downhill from there.
Of course it's silly to draw any conclusions whatsoever about the upcoming season from the first game, especially considering the recent Red Sox' dismal track record on the season opener (they're 1 for 7 now, and even lost their first game back in 2004 - to Baltimore, 2 to 7 - when they would later go on to win the World Series). But that being said, it was a little disconcerting to have Schilling struggle as much as he did on the mound yesterday. Our much-ballyhooed starting rotation only works if several hypotheticals come to pass: Josh Beckett's arm holding together, Daisuke Matsuzaka not crashing and burning in the translation from Japanese to American baseball, and Big Schill and Tim Wakefield having one good year left in them both.
That's a lot of "ifs" that the front office has banked on for 2007, and even if it's way too early to see if that was a foolish gamble on their part yesterday was a reminder that it was in fact a roll of the Dice(-K). Granted, riding this emotional rollercoaster for six-plus months is part of what makes baseball so much fun, but must we always start with the loop-de-loops so early in the season?
Of course it's silly to draw any conclusions whatsoever about the upcoming season from the first game, especially considering the recent Red Sox' dismal track record on the season opener (they're 1 for 7 now, and even lost their first game back in 2004 - to Baltimore, 2 to 7 - when they would later go on to win the World Series). But that being said, it was a little disconcerting to have Schilling struggle as much as he did on the mound yesterday. Our much-ballyhooed starting rotation only works if several hypotheticals come to pass: Josh Beckett's arm holding together, Daisuke Matsuzaka not crashing and burning in the translation from Japanese to American baseball, and Big Schill and Tim Wakefield having one good year left in them both.
That's a lot of "ifs" that the front office has banked on for 2007, and even if it's way too early to see if that was a foolish gamble on their part yesterday was a reminder that it was in fact a roll of the Dice(-K). Granted, riding this emotional rollercoaster for six-plus months is part of what makes baseball so much fun, but must we always start with the loop-de-loops so early in the season?
Monday, April 02, 2007
High treason
I just let my morning work-study go home ten minutes early so that he - a diehard Yankees fan - could go catch the first pitch of New York's home opener in the Bronx against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. What on earth is wrong with me? This is the sort of behavior that gets your citizenship revoked here in Red Sox Nation.
Speaking of which, three more hours until the Red Sox play...
Speaking of which, three more hours until the Red Sox play...
Thursday, December 14, 2006
D-Mat is in the dojo!
Is 103.1 million dollars too much to pay for a starting pitcher? If you're even asking a question like that, you're obviously not from Boston! Pending the results of a physical performed at Mass General Hospital last night, Japanese pitching superstar Daisuke Matsuzaka will be joining the Red Sox this spring in its quest to recapture the magic of the 2004 Curse-breaking season.
Personally this news has me genuinely interested in the Sox for the first time since 2004, and hopeful that the GM and the owners have learned that their pennywise and pound-foolish ways have cost them dearly in the hearts and minds of countless loyal fans. Losing Pedro over the issue of another year in his contract and giving Johnny Damon the old heave-ho for daring to want to be paid what he was worth as a free agent were spun as management playing Billy Beane-style "Moneyball", when in fact what Red Sox Nation was getting was a Florida Marlins-style fire sale a la 1997, when a hastily and expensively assembled winning team was dismantled just as quickly following that upstart franchise's capture of the World Series title. Was it mere coincidence that a lot of the same names behind that stunt just so happen to be holding the reins along Yawkey Way when the Sox allowed their winning combination to be scattered to the four corners of the baseball world?
As my three year old daughter would say: "I don't fink so!" (with a special emphasis on the word 'fink')...
The Marlins had to labor for a decade to regain its winning ways, slogging through some pretty miserable times in order to get back to the postseason. While the Sox have been successful in milking its legendary brand loyalty to keep seats at Fenway Park in demand even after a thoroughly disappointing outing last season, it seems that even the folks in charge understand that there's a point beyond which even the mania of the average New England sports fan will not sustain you. I remember being able to walk up to Fenway on a game day in the early 90's and get a ticket for any seat in the park -- even when the Yankees were in town.
While the tickets were certainly cheaper back then, you get what you pay for. And after 2004, no one wants to see the Sox out and out fail to make the postseason again like they did last year. Yankee (no, not those Yankees) thrift be damned It's time for this team to put its money where its mouth is and roll the dice... or "Dice-K", if you will!
To be sure, $103.1 million is a hell of a lot of money, but it's money well spent if it means that our friends in the Bronx don't add yet another dangerous arm to its starting rotation. We desperately needed pitching, and after failing to seal the deal decisively in that regard several years in a row it looks like management finally got one right. People are already griping about the bullpen, which is of course a valid concern, but the whole point of acquiring ace starters is to obviate the need to rely on your bullpen day-in, day-out. If Schilling is back to 100% and Matsuzaka flourishes, that goes a long way into taking the pressure off your middle relievers as well as your closer, who can do the job he's supposed to do and not wear himself out plugging holes in the 7th and 8th innings.
But I'm thrilled about this deal in many respects, not only from a strategic perspective from an international one as well. The globalization of the sport of baseball can only be a good thing, as it ensures that even as American children increasingly turn away from the diamond for other sports that our national pastime will find a way to go on, as one of several international pastimes if nothing else. This year's World Baseball Classic was derided by many nativist blowhards -- the same sort of sports pundits who like to remind us every four years of how much they hate the World Cup, because isn't soccer just communism played with your feet? -- but even the haters were scrambling to get on the Team U.S.A. roster when everyone realized that the rest of the world had come to play, and were actually pretty damned good at the sport to boot.
Landing a marquee Japanese player like D-Mat not only brings a much-needed starter to our rotation, but also brings the attention of Japanese fans and a whole lot of potential advertising revenue for the Sox from the other side of the planet. Ever notice why half the billboards in Seattle's Safeco Field are in Japanese? How long before the Wally the Green Monster starts to look like Godzilla, I wonder (as the lamest of the Major League Baseball mascots, he was always due for a makeover anyway in my opinion)!
Personally this news has me genuinely interested in the Sox for the first time since 2004, and hopeful that the GM and the owners have learned that their pennywise and pound-foolish ways have cost them dearly in the hearts and minds of countless loyal fans. Losing Pedro over the issue of another year in his contract and giving Johnny Damon the old heave-ho for daring to want to be paid what he was worth as a free agent were spun as management playing Billy Beane-style "Moneyball", when in fact what Red Sox Nation was getting was a Florida Marlins-style fire sale a la 1997, when a hastily and expensively assembled winning team was dismantled just as quickly following that upstart franchise's capture of the World Series title. Was it mere coincidence that a lot of the same names behind that stunt just so happen to be holding the reins along Yawkey Way when the Sox allowed their winning combination to be scattered to the four corners of the baseball world?
As my three year old daughter would say: "I don't fink so!" (with a special emphasis on the word 'fink')...
The Marlins had to labor for a decade to regain its winning ways, slogging through some pretty miserable times in order to get back to the postseason. While the Sox have been successful in milking its legendary brand loyalty to keep seats at Fenway Park in demand even after a thoroughly disappointing outing last season, it seems that even the folks in charge understand that there's a point beyond which even the mania of the average New England sports fan will not sustain you. I remember being able to walk up to Fenway on a game day in the early 90's and get a ticket for any seat in the park -- even when the Yankees were in town.
While the tickets were certainly cheaper back then, you get what you pay for. And after 2004, no one wants to see the Sox out and out fail to make the postseason again like they did last year. Yankee (no, not those Yankees) thrift be damned It's time for this team to put its money where its mouth is and roll the dice... or "Dice-K", if you will!
To be sure, $103.1 million is a hell of a lot of money, but it's money well spent if it means that our friends in the Bronx don't add yet another dangerous arm to its starting rotation. We desperately needed pitching, and after failing to seal the deal decisively in that regard several years in a row it looks like management finally got one right. People are already griping about the bullpen, which is of course a valid concern, but the whole point of acquiring ace starters is to obviate the need to rely on your bullpen day-in, day-out. If Schilling is back to 100% and Matsuzaka flourishes, that goes a long way into taking the pressure off your middle relievers as well as your closer, who can do the job he's supposed to do and not wear himself out plugging holes in the 7th and 8th innings.
But I'm thrilled about this deal in many respects, not only from a strategic perspective from an international one as well. The globalization of the sport of baseball can only be a good thing, as it ensures that even as American children increasingly turn away from the diamond for other sports that our national pastime will find a way to go on, as one of several international pastimes if nothing else. This year's World Baseball Classic was derided by many nativist blowhards -- the same sort of sports pundits who like to remind us every four years of how much they hate the World Cup, because isn't soccer just communism played with your feet? -- but even the haters were scrambling to get on the Team U.S.A. roster when everyone realized that the rest of the world had come to play, and were actually pretty damned good at the sport to boot.
Landing a marquee Japanese player like D-Mat not only brings a much-needed starter to our rotation, but also brings the attention of Japanese fans and a whole lot of potential advertising revenue for the Sox from the other side of the planet. Ever notice why half the billboards in Seattle's Safeco Field are in Japanese? How long before the Wally the Green Monster starts to look like Godzilla, I wonder (as the lamest of the Major League Baseball mascots, he was always due for a makeover anyway in my opinion)!
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